Well, hello! My name is Wendy Oldbag but you may call me Miss Oldbag or Wendy. I enjoy spending my time baking goods for a certain prosecutor I admire and recently I've taken an interest in following him around. ...Just to make sure he's safe, of course! Don't look at me like that, whippersnapper - I've worked as a security guard before, so I know what I'm doing!
Listen up, you can look but you can't touch. This belongs to Edgey-poo.
machiachi liked your post: I’m sorry you weren’t gifted with breasts. God must not have wanted you...
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here you go fluffworth.
I have followed this ‘blog’ for many months now but thank you for your contribution.
hobohat asked: I appreciate the effort, babe.
((ooc// oh my god I'm lolin.))
Anonymous asked: hhhhhow often do you masturbate
What a vulgar question.
How often I purchase apple pies is none of your business.