Well, hello! My name is Wendy Oldbag but you may call me Miss Oldbag or Wendy. I enjoy spending my time baking goods for a certain prosecutor I admire and recently I've taken an interest in following him around. ...Just to make sure he's safe, of course! Don't look at me like that, whippersnapper - I've worked as a security guard before, so I know what I'm doing!
Listen up, you can look but you can't touch. This belongs to Edgey-poo.